April 2011
I love showing tricks to little kids
They’re all like:
“How did you do that?”
And you’re just like:
“Magic.”
March 2011
Reblog if you're horny as hell.
Horny nights.
When someone tells you that you're too old to watch a kids show.
When I see "explain" on a test...
Blasting music in my room.
My mom:
“TURN THAT SHIT DOWN!”
Me:
“Okay shit…calm down.”
I love when people try to get a reaction out of you, and I'm just like bitch, I ain't even trippin.
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